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Crime's Roller Coaster

Good news, crime is down!
But uh, you still might get killed.
At least your car's safe?

Related News Article: FBI Says Murder Rate Up, Crime Declines

crime's not really down
next week it'll be back up
in a new survey

haikus are so cool
way to go hasser vision
someday we shall meet

everything to fear
that is what they want you to...
i've said too much

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