Well Wishes

Baby Jess takes plunge.
Falling in love with a splash?
No rescue this time!

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Stop-loss the Insanity!

Army of one... more?
Enlisted troops get the shaft.
Uncle Sam just shrugs.

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Eminent Revenge

Patriots rebel!
The high court's not high enough...
To live above law!

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Bad Apple

Synth band goes postal!
Has Apple reached such great lows?
Steve Jobs iTunes out.

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Broke in Utah

Movie guy blows it.
Pulls out before the big show.
Cowboys don't like Jazz?

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