tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-197605762008-06-12T12:19:51.242-07:00Hasserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04646380228439847909noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-86573870957900546602008-06-11T03:38:00.001-07:002008-06-12T12:19:51.282-07:00<blockquote><br />This is a quick test.<br />Haiku design must be clean.<br />But the words are bold.<br /></blockquote>Hasserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04646380228439847909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1142739680466365622006-03-18T19:09:00.000-08:002006-03-18T20:22:17.556-08:00Cruise versus Cartman.<br />Toon's joke too much for big star?<br />Sounds more like Chef's dish...<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060318/en_nm/leisure_southpark_dc" target=new>"South Park" battle over Scientology heats up</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1138673535790695612006-01-30T17:51:00.000-08:002006-01-30T18:12:15.800-08:00Baby Jess takes plunge.<br />Falling in love with a splash?<br />No rescue this time!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060130/ap_on_re_us/people_baby_jessica_marries" target=new>'Baby Jessica,' Now 19, Reportedly Marries </a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1138568827688092982006-01-29T12:48:00.000-08:002006-01-29T13:07:07.723-08:00Army of one... more?<br />Enlisted troops get the shaft.<br />Uncle Sam just shrugs.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060129/pl_nm/iraq_usa_stoploss_dc" target=new>Army forces 50,000 soldiers into extended duty</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1137950659120694812006-01-22T09:18:00.000-08:002006-01-22T09:24:19.130-08:00Patriots rebel!<br />The high court's not high enough...<br />To live above law!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060122/ap_on_re_us/hotel_souter" target=new>Eminent Domain Activists Target Souter</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1137820852046853552006-01-20T21:13:00.000-08:002006-01-20T21:20:52.056-08:00Synth band goes postal!<br />Has Apple reached such great lows?<br />Steve Jobs iTunes out.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/macworld/20060120/tc_macworld/postal20060120" target=new>Indie band cries foul over Apple's new Intel ad </a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1136781421966699952006-01-08T20:25:00.000-08:002006-01-08T20:37:01.976-08:00Movie guy blows it.<br />Pulls out before the big show.<br />Cowboys don't like Jazz?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060108/ap_on_en_mo/brokeback_canceled" target=new>Utah Theater Cancels 'Brokeback Mountain' </a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1135482988294850172005-12-24T19:43:00.000-08:002005-12-24T19:56:28.303-08:00Night before Christmas,<br />And all through the mall... they shop.<br />Ipod free-for-all!!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051225/ap_on_bi_ge/holiday_last_minute_shopping" target=new>Merchants Hope Late Shoppers Save Season </a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1135022423074075272005-12-19T11:50:00.000-08:002005-12-19T12:00:46.160-08:00Good news, crime is down!<br />But uh, you still might get killed.<br />At least your car's safe?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051219/ap_on_go_ot/crime;_ylt=AoXXr9Lh2vVaFM5GIQ2PP.RI2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl" target=new>FBI Says Murder Rate Up, Crime Declines</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1135021610744831492005-12-19T11:41:00.000-08:002005-12-19T11:46:50.753-08:00Grammy Jane's phone tapped?<br />She's sharing her recipes.<br />Meatloaf... of terror!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051219/pl_nm/bush_security1_dc" target=new>Bush: spying program to continue</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134788068425555912005-12-16T18:36:00.000-08:002005-12-16T18:54:28.430-08:00Newlyweds no more.<br />Nick & Jess file for divorce.<br />No prenup? Nick's screwed!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051217/ap_on_en_mu/people_simpson_lachey;_ylt=AqodiEnDZIjuy1ALnc4xZS.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-" target=new>Simpson Files for Divorce From Lachey</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134762928415851432005-12-16T11:49:00.000-08:002005-12-16T11:55:28.416-08:00Me don't know why not?<br />English not that hard to learn.<br />Me speak it greatly!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20051216/ts_usatoday/surveyfinds1in20lackbasicenglishskills" target=new>Survey finds 1 in 20 lack basic English skills </a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134762545985212092005-12-16T11:42:00.000-08:002005-12-16T11:49:06.073-08:00The war on terror.<br />Senate defies the White House!<br />Patriots act out?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051216/pl_nm/security_patriot_dc" target=new>Patriot Act renewal blocked in Senate </a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134592088623119352005-12-14T12:03:00.000-08:002005-12-14T12:28:08.633-08:00Amish Sex Scandal?<br />Barn raising man pitches tent.<br />God smites hooker's greed.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051214/ap_on_re_us/amish_sex_scam;_ylt=At2ZZYV33MJ8jsb4r_3JTkes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MjBwMWtkBHNlYwM3MTg-" target=new>Amish Man Lost Thousands in Sex Scam</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134590128217801182005-12-14T11:42:00.000-08:002005-12-14T11:55:28.223-08:00USA US...<br />Wait a minute, this is France?!?!<br />Must... eat... freedom... fries.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20051214/ts_usatoday/pentagonrollsoutstealthpr" target=new>Pentagon rolls out stealth PR</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134505346480611642005-12-13T12:15:00.000-08:002005-12-13T12:22:26.480-08:00Knocked down, and knocked up.<br />Skydive goes horribly wrong.<br />Survival times two!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051213/ap_on_re_us/skydiver_s_plunge;_ylt=AuQ2xrHXpiFTHvQww84nOiWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-" target=new>Pregnant Skydiver Survives Face-First Fall</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134504501288464432005-12-13T11:29:00.000-08:002005-12-13T12:08:21.296-08:0092 Years old.<br />Former leader catches cold.<br />Pardon... his coughing.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/gerald_ford;_ylt=AnyPTx1wkNakB9pYRjuj0X.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--" target=new>Former President Ford Hospitalized</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134461913083911962005-12-12T22:09:00.000-08:002005-12-13T00:18:33.083-08:00Watch out Gen X'ers...<br />Geriatric Invasion!<br />Real life Logan's Run?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20051212/ts_usatoday/crisisineldercareforeseen;_ylt=AmeBwvcpN.Qo8FpNKoo._aSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-" target=new>Crisis in elder care foreseen</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134461184545028252005-12-12T20:30:00.000-08:002005-12-13T00:06:55.476-08:00Two cups for your eggs?<br />Sip tea to avoid cancer.<br />Ovaries rejoice!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a 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/><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&u=/ap/20051211/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_051211174716" target=new>Some Iraqis Begin Voting Monday</a></h4>Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-1134283597151691322005-12-10T22:45:00.000-08:002005-12-10T22:46:37.156-08:00The day's news is vast.<br />For clarity I present,<br />Haiku News Network.Senseihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17776414617012548960noreply@blogger.com