tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576Tue, 11 May 2010 06:44:13 +0000Haiku News Network, News, Haiku, Poems, Current Events, Asian, Japanese, Hokku, Humor, Satire, Politics, Celebrityhttp://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/index.htmnoreply@blogger.com (Hasser)Blogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-8657387095790054660Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:38:00 +00002008-06-12T12:19:51.282-07:00<blockquote><br />This is a quick test.<br />Haiku design must be clean.<br />But the words are bold.<br /></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-8657387095790054660?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2008/06/test.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hasser)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-114273968046636562Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:09:00 +00002006-03-18T20:22:17.556-08:00Cruise versus Cartman.<br />Toon's joke too much for big star?<br />Sounds more like Chef's dish...<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060318/en_nm/leisure_southpark_dc" target=new>"South Park" battle over Scientology heats up</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-114273968046636562?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2006/03/mission-improbable.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113867353579069561Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:51:00 +00002006-01-30T18:12:15.800-08:00Baby Jess takes plunge.<br />Falling in love with a splash?<br />No rescue this time!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060130/ap_on_re_us/people_baby_jessica_marries" target=new>'Baby Jessica,' Now 19, Reportedly Marries </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113867353579069561?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2006/01/well-wishes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113856882768809298Sun, 29 Jan 2006 20:48:00 +00002006-01-29T13:07:07.723-08:00Army of one... more?<br />Enlisted troops get the shaft.<br />Uncle Sam just shrugs.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060129/pl_nm/iraq_usa_stoploss_dc" target=new>Army forces 50,000 soldiers into extended duty</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113856882768809298?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2006/01/stop-loss-insanity.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113795065912069481Sun, 22 Jan 2006 17:18:00 +00002006-01-22T09:24:19.130-08:00Patriots rebel!<br />The high court's not high enough...<br />To live above law!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060122/ap_on_re_us/hotel_souter" target=new>Eminent Domain Activists Target Souter</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113795065912069481?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2006/01/eminent-revenge.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113782085204685355Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:13:00 +00002006-01-20T21:20:52.056-08:00Synth band goes postal!<br />Has Apple reached such great lows?<br />Steve Jobs iTunes out.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/macworld/20060120/tc_macworld/postal20060120" target=new>Indie band cries foul over Apple's new Intel ad </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113782085204685355?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2006/01/bad-apple.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113678142196669995Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:25:00 +00002006-01-08T20:37:01.976-08:00Movie guy blows it.<br />Pulls out before the big show.<br />Cowboys don't like Jazz?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060108/ap_on_en_mo/brokeback_canceled" target=new>Utah Theater Cancels 'Brokeback Mountain' </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113678142196669995?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2006/01/broke-in-utah.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113548298829485017Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:43:00 +00002005-12-24T19:56:28.303-08:00Night before Christmas,<br />And all through the mall... they shop.<br />Ipod free-for-all!!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051225/ap_on_bi_ge/holiday_last_minute_shopping" target=new>Merchants Hope Late Shoppers Save Season </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113548298829485017?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/last-minute-holiday-shopping.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113502242307407527Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:50:00 +00002005-12-19T12:00:46.160-08:00Good news, crime is down!<br />But uh, you still might get killed.<br />At least your car's safe?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051219/ap_on_go_ot/crime;_ylt=AoXXr9Lh2vVaFM5GIQ2PP.RI2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl" target=new>FBI Says Murder Rate Up, Crime Declines</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113502242307407527?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/crimes-roller-coaster.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113502161074483149Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:41:00 +00002005-12-19T11:46:50.753-08:00Grammy Jane's phone tapped?<br />She's sharing her recipes.<br />Meatloaf... of terror!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051219/pl_nm/bush_security1_dc" target=new>Bush: spying program to continue</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113502161074483149?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/i-spy-you-spy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113478806842555591Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:36:00 +00002005-12-16T18:54:28.430-08:00Newlyweds no more.<br />Nick & Jess file for divorce.<br />No prenup? Nick's screwed!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051217/ap_on_en_mu/people_simpson_lachey;_ylt=AqodiEnDZIjuy1ALnc4xZS.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-" target=new>Simpson Files for Divorce From Lachey</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113478806842555591?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/celeb-splitsville.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113476292841585143Fri, 16 Dec 2005 19:49:00 +00002005-12-16T11:55:28.416-08:00Me don't know why not?<br />English not that hard to learn.<br />Me speak it greatly!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20051216/ts_usatoday/surveyfinds1in20lackbasicenglishskills" target=new>Survey finds 1 in 20 lack basic English skills </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113476292841585143?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/hukt-on-inglish.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113476254598521209Fri, 16 Dec 2005 19:42:00 +00002005-12-16T11:49:06.073-08:00The war on terror.<br />Senate defies the White House!<br />Patriots act out?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051216/pl_nm/security_patriot_dc" target=new>Patriot Act renewal blocked in Senate </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113476254598521209?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/final-act.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113459208862311935Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:03:00 +00002005-12-14T12:28:08.633-08:00Amish Sex Scandal?<br />Barn raising man pitches tent.<br />God smites hooker's greed.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051214/ap_on_re_us/amish_sex_scam;_ylt=At2ZZYV33MJ8jsb4r_3JTkes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MjBwMWtkBHNlYwM3MTg-" target=new>Amish Man Lost Thousands in Sex Scam</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113459208862311935?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/buggy-plan-screwed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113459012821780118Wed, 14 Dec 2005 19:42:00 +00002005-12-14T11:55:28.223-08:00USA US...<br />Wait a minute, this is France?!?!<br />Must... eat... freedom... fries.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20051214/ts_usatoday/pentagonrollsoutstealthpr" target=new>Pentagon rolls out stealth PR</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113459012821780118?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/us-ninja-pr.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113450534648061164Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:15:00 +00002005-12-13T12:22:26.480-08:00Knocked down, and knocked up.<br />Skydive goes horribly wrong.<br />Survival times two!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051213/ap_on_re_us/skydiver_s_plunge;_ylt=AuQ2xrHXpiFTHvQww84nOiWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-" target=new>Pregnant Skydiver Survives Face-First Fall</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113450534648061164?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/fall-from-grace.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113450450128846443Tue, 13 Dec 2005 19:29:00 +00002005-12-13T12:08:21.296-08:0092 Years old.<br />Former leader catches cold.<br />Pardon... his coughing.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/gerald_ford;_ylt=AnyPTx1wkNakB9pYRjuj0X.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--" target=new>Former President Ford Hospitalized</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113450450128846443?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/ex-pres-convalesces.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113446191308391196Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:09:00 +00002005-12-13T00:18:33.083-08:00Watch out Gen X'ers...<br />Geriatric Invasion!<br />Real life Logan's Run?<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20051212/ts_usatoday/crisisineldercareforeseen;_ylt=AmeBwvcpN.Qo8FpNKoo._aSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-" target=new>Crisis in elder care foreseen</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113446191308391196?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/rocking-chair-shortage.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113446118454502825Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:30:00 +00002005-12-13T00:06:55.476-08:00Two cups for your eggs?<br />Sip tea to avoid cancer.<br />Ovaries rejoice!<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051213/ap_on_he_me/tea_ovarian_cancer;_ylt=As4RP_0lI0OXEUUNDu2Nt8is0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-" target="new">Study: Tea May Help Fight Ovarian Cancer</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113446118454502825?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/tea-eggs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113433970187004541Sun, 11 Dec 2005 22:07:00 +00002005-12-11T14:21:41.876-08:00Sliding past Midway.<br />Thrusters cannot be reversed.<br />Sadly, nor can death.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051211/ap_on_re_us/midway_accident;_ylt=AnQoOfxGnzowv1mHZL3B.EN34T0D;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--" target=new>Reverse Thrusters Cited in Midway Accident </a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113433970187004541?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/midway-beyond.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113433622348890269Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:01:00 +00002005-12-11T13:48:46.616-08:00A vote for freedom?<br />Iraqis decide their fate.<br />U.S. holds its breath.<br /><br /><h4>Related News Article: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&u=/ap/20051211/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_051211174716" target=new>Some Iraqis Begin Voting Monday</a></h4><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113433622348890269?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/iraq-votes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19760576.post-113428359715169132Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:45:00 +00002005-12-10T22:46:37.156-08:00The day's news is vast.<br />For clarity I present,<br />Haiku News Network.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19760576-113428359715169132?l=www.haikunewsnetwork.com%2Findex.htm' alt='' /></div>http://www.haikunewsnetwork.com/2005/12/welcome.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Sensei)1